the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to beathe

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to eat bread

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to plank

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to eat your poop

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to talk backwards

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!