The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!