The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!