- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to see through anything except air.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to pee any color

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

the power to eat people :D

the ability to look into your brain

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The ability to read your own mind

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to scare female plants.

Pointless Super Powers