The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to make everything worse

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!