The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to read this.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to see air

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The power to die

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!