the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to write a country song

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to not do it.

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boo

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to be normal and average

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!