The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!