- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

To be able to summon old people

Ladder hands.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to be powerless

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The ability to like this post

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

the power to kill plants in a desert.

Pointless Super Powers