ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to predict the present

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!