The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!