- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not own a spacial power!!

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to be your self

the power to turn into a bucket of water

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to be a common person

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

the power to die at will

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power to sharpen a pen

Pointless Super Powers