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The power to do reverse moonwalk
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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way
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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground
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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin
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the power to have another pointless superpower
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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.
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The power to jump faster.
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The power to science.
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the powers to be a fat gassy woman
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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment
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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.
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The power to not move but your always happy.
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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.
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done something sexual with some type of food?
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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.
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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.
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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time
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The power to write a country song
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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.
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The power to disintegrate yourself
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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.
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the ability to fart out of your nose
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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump
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The power to breath while under a container of water
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!