The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to be powerless

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to get married

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to die

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to not exist.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!