- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The power to be born again

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

the power to turn into a dead person

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to break your Nokia phone.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to blame it on the Boogie

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to not exist.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to die

The power to start time.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power of a power of a power of a power

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

Pointless Super Powers