- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to break a Nokia

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power of learning

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The ability to create pointless super powers

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to break your Nokia phone.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

Pointless Super Powers