Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to not live forever

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Nothing

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!