The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to write only the letter R

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!