The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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yo mama

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!