the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Endless falling....

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to predict the present

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to only see glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!