the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to change races.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!