The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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blindness

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!