The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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32% Levitation.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!