The ability to make water luke warm.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to read your own mind

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!