The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power of trolling your self

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to hate nature

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!