- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

the power to nit propely

The power to not exist.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

The power to smell poo...

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to have a unique fart smell

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

The Power to touch MC Hammer

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to fly, but only downwards

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Pointless Super Powers