the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Nothing

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The power to control dodos

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Death at will

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!