The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to scare female plants.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!