- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power of trolling your self

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to die when you get old

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to have a pointless power.

the power to hate nature

The power to fly with your feets on the ground

The power to live.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to give the wrong directions

The power of Grayskull.

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

the power to be in AA.

The power to speak braille.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

Pointless Super Powers