The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to have a power

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!