The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!