The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to plank

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to science.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!