The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!