the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!