the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The Power to fart glitter

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Stop clapping

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to eat food.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The ability to read braile.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!