The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to science.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to jump faster.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!