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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The Power to fart glitter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!