The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to turn retarted

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power drown in water

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to die at will

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to be alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!