The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to science.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!