The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!