- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The Power to fart glitter

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

Pointless Super Powers