the power to count from A to purple

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!