The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to be a common person

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The power to have no powers

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!