The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to plank

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to die

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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boo

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!