The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to eat food.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!