- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to beathe

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

the power to eat bread

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to sweeten sugar

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to eat your poop

The power to plank

Pointless Super Powers