The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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lol

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to eat food.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!