The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to change races.

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blindness

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be normal and average

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!