- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of eating from ears.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

the power to youtube poop

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

The power drown in water

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to understand irony.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the power to fly while under water

the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to see stuff

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to touch your toes

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the power to half transform to something.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

Pointless Super Powers