The power to see through glass walls.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to write on cellophane

the ability vote up this superpower

The power to fly when your in an airplane

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

The Power to make PotNoodle...

The power to count to infinity.

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

the power to die on the spot

The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!