The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to jump faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!