The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to start time.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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he power to make mistakes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!