the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!