The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to be your self

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!