- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to Google "Google".

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

the power to convert farts into burps.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power of eating from ears.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

the power to youtube poop

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to make everything worse

Pointless Super Powers