the power to jizz money

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to smell whore

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!