The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to not live forever

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to block your own powers

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!