- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become yourself

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to grab a cats face

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

Having the power to stand still

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to see what's behind you.

Pointless Super Powers