- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The ability to die on command.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to display emotions at will

to die when you are happy

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

the power to read something without looking at it

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Being able to fly in place.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to be super jewish

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

Pointless Super Powers