The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!