The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!