- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to start time.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

he power to make mistakes

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to control your own limb movement

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

Pointless Super Powers