The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!