- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

Having the power of a normal human

the power to tolerate alex simpson

boo

The ability to turn cement into pudding

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

Pointless Super Powers