- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through windows

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to speak with death people..

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to not have a superpower

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

Pointless Super Powers