The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to see the present

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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to do nothing

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to run Crysis.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!