- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see through anything except air.

the power... to read this

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to not have any power.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

Pointless Super Powers