The ability to levitate birds

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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to be shitty

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!