The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to live.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to write a country song

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!