The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to die

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to do nothing with your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Shit bricks I love itttttt

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!