- Pointless Super Powers

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to write in invisible ink

the power to make thin air that is harmless

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The ability to smell colors

the power to kill yourself

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to close your nose

The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!