- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to sleep through a dream.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

the power to like mass effect 3

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

Pointless Super Powers