The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to see through windows

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to die when you get old

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!