The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power of words

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The power to not have a brain!

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!