- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to die when you are happy

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

Pointless Super Powers